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wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???

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me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail

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you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

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never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

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my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

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my blog will make you horny ;)