Sandra

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

meladoodle:

my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

(Source: meladoodle, via orgasm)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
breakinq:

following back heaps♡

(Source: terehsa, via rippedbeast)

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

(via breakfastburritoe)

breakinq:

following back heaps♡

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via pizza)

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

(Source: meilleure--amie, via orgasm)